The ladies love me
Well, my reputation as an international playboy seems to have preceded me onto the Internet. Just look at the e-mail I received from the lovely Glenn, who although seems to have a limited grasp of the English language and lacks a spell checker, was still enamored enough with me to suggest a rendezvous.
From: "Glenn" <vkxkwbive@ge.com> To: <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxx.com> Cc: <info@xxxxxxxxxxxx.com> Subject: looking for someone? Hello my dear friend I was looking through the web bfew weeks agoa and found your profile. Now I decided to email you to get to knoaw you better. I am coming to your country in fewb weeks a and thought may be we can meet each other. I am pretty looking girl. I am 25. Do not rbeply to this address diraectly. Ebmail me baback at nhyqb@mailforfreedom.com
I have to say Glenn reminds me a lot of Jessica Simpson, or at least what I've read about her, erm...seen in the pictures. Which means she's hot, dumb and makes poor life decisions - just the right kind of gal for me. I can't wait for her to arrive from China to seek my political asylum. Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!
Score:
Mike: 1 for being an irresistable object of desire
Glenn: 0 for being a silly spammer
P.S. The e-mail originated from 222.33.248.120, a machine in China, which is why I assume the vixen is of the same origin.