You all suck
So I've been getting crap from a number of people that I haven't been updating my blog recently. This is “interesting” in that most individuals know I could give less than a crap about their opinions. Being told to update my blog is akin to a waiter looking me straight in the eyes when taking my order – a problem normally solved by a firm smack across that insolent face. However, with recent school violence legislation I fear utilizing the same solution for both issues will have very different results. In the former, the food comes out a bit undercooked and on the moist side. In the latter, a guy named Bubba asks me to bend down and grab the soap for him. He thanks me after I retrieve it and we end up discussing the problems with insolent waiters, but frankly at this point in the recruiting cycle I’d prefer to update my blog than make idle chit chat.
Score:
Mike: 0 – I’m writing this, ain’t I?
People who claim to be my “friends”: 1 - I’m writing this, ain’t I?
Bubba: 1 – I miss you man