Exit 88 to Climax
The road to Climax can be a tricky one – there are sharp turns, blind corners and unexpected bumps along the way but with enough patience, care and guidance from others it is well worth the experience. I was tipped off to Climax by Google of all things (it’s amazing what you can find on the Internet) while planning my trip to Michigan.
According to the directions, I could reach Climax by simply getting off the highway. Intrigued, I followed the instructions only to find no signs or directions on how to reach the actual Climax. All I had was an arrow pointing to its general vicinity. It felt like I had traveled all this way only to be let down at the very last moment. Refusing to give up so easily, I made a final dash at full speed for Climax. It turned out that the street I was on led to a fork in the road where I needed to blindly guess which way Climax laid. Perspiring from the stress of fumbling about in the figurative dark, I was momentarily frozen by having to figure out on the spot which way to go.
Fortunately, the path I chose was the right one and with a bit of luck I was able to reach Climax in only a few minutes.
Score
Mike: 1 - For reaching Climax, MI without getting lost along the way
All the perverts who think that this story is some sort of double entendre: 0 - You forget that Mike is all class
Comments
"... I was able to reach Climax in only a few minutes." - so did she come with you or did you leave her by the side of the road? :)
Posted by: Le Voyageur | October 16, 2006 11:03 AM
Clearly it was a road less traveled by you. I am assuming you were alone in your journey.
Posted by: cynicalromantic | October 16, 2006 06:02 PM
All this talk about climax made me thirsty. It's not normal for someone to reach climax and stay for the wknd, you must be super man - LOL :)
Posted by: Lora | October 17, 2006 08:53 AM
Oh, bah. There is NO WAY you'll convince me that the moment you learned about the existence of Climax that you didn't load it right up on your GPS so that you'd have the most efficient route to it.
No. Way.
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October 24, 2006 01:03 AM