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October 10, 2006

I'm a bad boy

Not like the world needed any more proof of what a bad ass I am, but in case there's ever been a doubt allow the following quote to set the record straight:

"Blogging has become a socially accepted practice - just as are dating seriously too young, underage drinking and general misbehaving," notes the monthly of the Reformed Church of God, Ambassador Youth.

So, since I am/have been/will be guilty of those practices, I believe my case for badness is made.

Score
Mike: 1 - Oh yeah!
Silly zealots who know squat about blogging: 0 - For knowing squat about blogging

July 14, 2006

Pantyhose as a fashion statement

For this Friday's distraction, I offer you "Pantyhose as a fashion statement"

June 21, 2006

The trannies love me too

About a week ago, I wrote about how the ladies love me. Well, evidently the love I get doesn't stop there, at least according to the latest love letter e-mailed to me. Now, I don't know what you might have heard, read or seen in a low-light video posted on the Internet, but that's just not my bag, baby, yeah.

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June 16, 2006

The ladies love me

Well, my reputation as an international playboy seems to have preceded me onto the Internet. Just look at the e-mail I received from the lovely Glenn, who although seems to have a limited grasp of the English language and lacks a spell checker, was still enamored enough with me to suggest a rendezvous.

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June 07, 2006

Everyone thank Jason

A big thanks to Jason for setting up the necessary software to get this blog going. Now Jason, if you only get Johnny's site off your server, maybe the two daily visitors to my page could get faster load times.

Score:
Mike: 1 - for having a blog
Jason: 1 - for being a nice guy